I started off watching this week’s Jersey Shore episode with a song in my heart. This had much to do with my amusement regarding Abercrombie & Fitch’s statement released earlier in the week saying that they had asked Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to please stop wearing their clothes, that they’d be happy to pay him and the rest of the cast to refrain from being free advertising for them. Gold, I tell you. I don’t care what their motivation is, be it a marketing ploy or sincere concern for their brand image. The move was so deliciously cheeky that I might just look into A&F clothes even though I’ve never shopped there before.
As this week’s episode begins, The Situation himself is finishing up his second booty call with the same idiotic girl he unceremoniously kicked out the last time. He unceremoniously kicks her out again.